How do I pick up women at the health club?

Posted: 17th November 2009 by admin in women's health

I’m 40 and married but my wife is sexless and I would like to date some of the women I see at the health club. What are some ways I can get closer to them? Do I need to move slowly and just make little comments like "wow, you’re really working that yoga ball", or can just brush past them and say "wanna exercise together offsite one of these days?"

I know you’re being silly, but actually, having a gym membership is the ultimate way to cheat. You could tell the wife you’re going to the gym — and do, sign in for five minutes — leave, get all hot and sweaty (she could tell her husband the same thing) — then come back to the gym for a shower.

There will be a log of you checking in and out of the gym for an hour or so if ever confronted. It’s the perfect alibi.

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